"High Admiral a Space Alien, Aide Says"
Which one ? :-)
(I could either refer to the admiral, the alien or the aide with that question)
"Oonishi Manzo Lands on Schedule at Intended Destination"
Only when there is a war going on.
"India Planning Reverse-Colonization by Invading Britain"
Well, if that were to happen, let's hope India's warships have enough range or that there are enough oilers around to get the to Great Brittain...
... or they could borrow a couple of 'Boilers' from Japan.
As for Cuba being the world's most powerful Battleship...
Well, I guess that the guys who create the Armada Enquirer haven't taken a closer look at the Cuba's closest competitors: the Portugal, the Ecuador, and the soon to be finished Panama. :-)
Walter