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Noticias Paraguay

April 8

Today the Government have issued a statement on a recent terrorist action. “Today an army convoy transporting a large amount of money and gold was ambushed in Northern Paraguay today by an armed group. All were uniformed and armed with European weapons. They laid an obstacle in the road and opened fire from close range. Our brave soldiers fought back and chased them into a local village. Reports the village was burned to the ground and fifty civilians murdered are black propaganda put out by terrorists. No money or gold was lost and no casualties were reported.”

May 18

Six soldiers have been killed attempting to desert and join the as yet unidentified terrorist organisation. Any traitors to our nation will face the same penalty.

June 18

The sale of the battleship Independencia to Saudi Arabia proves the Argentines cannot be trusted. They feel free to sell arms to the world’s oppressors and attempt to de-stabilise world peace while claiming no wrong doing and acting in concert with European conquistadors. Reports from the recent CT talks seem to indicate that other nations have as much to blame with the increase in aggression and repression in the world. A naval arms race seems certain and being hemmed in and forced to submit to searches by Argentine and South African sailors becomes more intolerable every day.

June 29
Recent events in Argentina prove that hard-line militarist imperialists have taken control of the nation and are suppressing their own population and soon will begin oppressing her neighbours. We must be wary of the Argentines. D’Silva employees fearing for their lives have arrived in our nation seeking shelter and we shall offer them full protection from the murderers across the border.