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April 1st

In a stunning revelation the AdM announced the capture of a blockade runner carrying 5 advanced Japanese Nakajima A4N fighters! These are supposed to be very similar to the rebel planes spotted during the battles last month. The goverment has sent a pointed letter to the Japanese goverment inquiring to the precense of these advanced aircraft in the hands of the rebels.


April 10th

The AdM (Armad de Mexico) has announced the purchase of a pair of sulprus liners from the US. Why the navy would need a pair of old liners for? The main hypotesis has turned around their use against the rebels, but as of today the navy has declined comments.

The AdM however revealed the fact that it will be sending the Venustiano Carranza , the Puebla , and the Chiuahua to the International Fleet Review and Air Regatta to be held in Spithead England. Also acompaning them will be Mr. Lascurian who will be demonstarting the latest Mexican aircraft. There is also another surprise addition to the group. TNCA-Azcarte in collaboration with the Curtiss Aeronautical Company will be entering a contestant in the Schneider Trophy Race. A highly upgraded version of the Curtiss Racer which took the Trophy a few years back will be representing Mexico!





Massacre!
April 19th

Rebel forces under a certain Father Vega have raided a train. After finding to his dissapointment that no money was aboard Father Vega ordered the train doused in gasoline and burned. More than 50 civilians have been reported killed in this atrocity. Public opinion has decidely turned against the rebels. Reports indicate that Federal Forces are closing in on the last remaining rebel groups. We can expect peace by Summer.


La Voz de los Cristeros (rebel News)
April 25th

People of Mexico do not listen to the propaganda of the heretic goverment. The rebelllion is still alive. Take faith for we shall triumph with the help of God and the Virgen de Guadalupe!

Airbattle!
May 1st

The pursuite of the fleeing rebels has brought about the largest air battle since the Great War. A powerful strike force consisting of 10 DH-4Bs, 15 P6-Es, and some Bristol Fighters and SPAD XIIIs ran into the largest force put up by the rebels. The Rebel force was estimated at some ten aircraft. The two forces clashed in a furious battle lasting some 20 minutes. The FAM claims to have shot down 6 rebels aircraft in exchange for losing 3 DH-4s, 1 P6E, and 1 SPAD XIII. The reason for the furious battle became aperant after federal ground forces overran the Rebel airfield a few hours later. Some eyewitnesses report seeing a pair of strange new monoplane fighters among the rebels. The planes are supposed to have been clocked at over 350 km/h!



Cinco de Mayo!
In celebration of the Battle of Puebla the navy announced that it had intercepted another blockade runner containing a further 5 A4N fighters. It has also anounced that it will begin begin development of a automatic twin 47mm mount.

The FAM for its part announced that it had shot down one of the monoplane fighters spotted during the earlier battle and captured its pilot. The pilot is reported to be a Japanese mercenary flying for the rebels.



May 15th
Rumors have spread that the AdM is in negotiations with the Turkish goverment about the purchase of a Battleship most probably the Fatih Sultan Mehmedand .

Some people have also reported that a considerable number of Japanese scientists where sighted in the port of Guyamas. What might Japanese scientists be doing in Guyamas?



Japanese Ambassador Murdered!
May 25th

The Japanese Ambassador has been found brutally murdered in his mansion. The press has been forbiden to visit the scene, which has been described as absolutely grusome. Harden Judiciales are supposed to have vomited after seeing the scene. Apart from the Ambassador some 80 other members of his personal guard where found dead. No further details have been made available.

Bad feeling, having about this I am...

May 10th, 1932
State and War Department officials are reported to be deeply concerned with revelations that Japanese mercenaries may be involved in the recent violence in western Mexico. While there has been no official comment on the situation, privately concerns are being raised that this may be a Japanese attempt to destabilize the Mexican government in order to disrupt the construction of the Trans-Mexican Canal or worse.

Raises "the peoples Eyebrow" [SIZE=1]tm[/SIZE] at Japan....^

Hmmm... for some odd reason, there is a lot of Japanese in the Mexican news these days.
:-)

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Raises "the peoples Eyebrow" tm at Japan....^

For some odd reason, I can hear the Japanese citizens chanting "Rocky Sucks!" over and over again.
:-)
(I think you watch the WWE too much, Wes)
Go Edge!! Beat that punk Cena to Smackdown!!

Perhaps the Mexicans no longer want the Japanese messin the place up!

If the crowd chants Rocky sucks, he'll just become a movie star!

Good greif how could anyone cheer for Edge over Cena?

India is profoundly disturbed at the slaughter of Japanese diplomatic personnel in Mexico and will be recalling all non-essential staff from the country until such time as Mexico can ensure their safety.

Also disturbing is the notion that anybody could prefer Cena to Edge, but that's another matter entirely.

[Canada's two cents pending coordination with Walter ]

iunno why people don't like Cena. They all look the same rolling around on the floor in their spandex. :B

Editor's note: There has been a small error in the Cinco de Mayo news. The captured mercenary was chinese not japanese.

May 30th

Investigators looking at the death of the Japanese Ambassarod are totally mystified. No cause has been found for this attrocity. How he was killed is also a mystery, the closest the investigators have come to a similar case is the death of a man who fell into the Lion's cage in the Chaputlepec Zoo. The only point in which they agree is that no Mexican was responsible for its death.

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Perhaps the Mexicans no longer want the Japanese messin the place up!

Guess the Japanese restaurants in Mexico will be forced to close their doors as well.

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If the crowd chants Rocky sucks, he'll just become a movie star!

Took him a long time to do it then. :-)

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Good greif how could anyone cheer for Edge over Cena?

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Also disturbing is the notion that anybody could prefer Cena to Edge, but that's another matter entirely.

The only reason why I cheer for Edge is because I really dislike Cena.
... but I did enjoy watching Cena throw Edge into Long Island Sound some weeks ago.
:-)

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Investigators looking at the death of the Japanese Ambassarod are totally mystified. No cause has been found for this attrocity. How he was killed is also a mystery, the closest the investigators have come to a similar case is the death of a man who fell into the Lion's cage in the Chaputlepec Zoo. The only point in which they agree is that no Mexican was responsible for its death.

How do they know the lion wasn't Mexican? And why don't people fall into the tree sloth or marmoset exhibit, only the terrible man-eating ones?

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Originally posted by CanisD

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Investigators looking at the death of the Japanese Ambassarod are totally mystified. No cause has been found for this attrocity. How he was killed is also a mystery, the closest the investigators have come to a similar case is the death of a man who fell into the Lion's cage in the Chaputlepec Zoo. The only point in which they agree is that no Mexican was responsible for its death.

How do they know the lion wasn't Mexican? And why don't people fall into the tree sloth or marmoset exhibit, only the terrible man-eating ones?

Oh, they do.

It just doesn't make the headlines, because anyone who manages to get mauled by a tree sloth isn't going to be missed much.

June 5th

Further information has been released by the FAM on the subject of the captured Mercenary. It appears that it has all been a mistake. Federal forces looking for the pilot of the downed fighter instead came upon an "oriental" man looking at the wreckage. With rumors about foreign mercenaries flying for the rebels, he was arrested immidietly. It later became apperant that he was simply a local Chinese merchant who came upon the wreckage during a stroll. He has been released and an apology sent to the Chinese Ambassador.

Ahh rats! I just noticed the carrier was spotted march 7th and my news are at June 5th! So some news might be backdated.

Back to the news,


June 10th

Further information has become available on the Ambassador case. Autopsyies revealed that while a large number of wounds appear to have been caused by the claws and fangs of a large predator, there are a few that seem to be caused by a long, thin, very sharp instrument.

Investigators have also found that the Ambassador has been in contact with the Japanese blackmarket and possibly other blackmarkets. A secret room containing weapons from around the world was discover in his mansion. Investigators have come to the conclusion that this might have been a factor in his assasination.


Warning!
Friday, June 13th, Mexico City

The Mexico City Police Department has declared an emergency situation. All citizens are asked to remain indoors until further notice and remain clear of any exterior windows or doors. There are reports of some sort of disturbance at the Chapultepec Zoo, but reports are confusing as to the exact nature of the problem. Further information will be released as soon as it is available...


***SECRET***SECRET***SECRET***

MARCH 7TH

FROM: CMDR ADM
TO: CAPTIAN MENDEZ, ACAPULCO

SEARCH FOR UNIDEFTIFIED CARRIER IN AREA STOP REPORT SIGHTING AS SOONS AS POSSIBLE STOP SHADOW CARRIER STOP AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS STOP

***SECRET***SECRET***SECRET***

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...There are reports of some sort of disturbance at the Chapultepec Zoo, but reports are confusing as to the exact nature of the problem...

"You lost contact with them the moment they entered the zoo?"

"Well, no. We lost contact with them about three minutes later, right after the screaming started."

"See, that's a detail. We need those."

June 14th

The Mexico City Police Department has lifted the emergency situation. However the Chapultepec Zoo remains closed and considerable numbers of policemen have been seen patrolling its perimeter. Some Army armored vehicles where seen going in. As of today nothing has been released as to what has happened.


June 16th

A heavily escorted merchant was seen to unload at Guaymas. According to eyewitnesses several crates over 20 meters long where unloaded. The cargo was last seen heading northward under closely guarded by federal troops.

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And why don't people fall into the tree sloth or marmoset exhibit, only the terrible man-eating ones?

June 17th

The Police has released details of a horrendous and gruesome tale. It began on the 13th. A man was seen to fall into the rabbit's cage. He was immidiently and violently beheaded in a gruesome attack by the cage's occupant. The Zoo was immidietly evacuated, police and military units where immidietly sacrambled to the scene. A number of scientists and veterinarians where also called. There was no explanation for the strange attack. The leading theory was that there was a rabbies epidemic. But the rabbit did not show rabies symtoms and none of the other animals where mad. A number of scientists well armored where attacked as they tried to approach the beast. Without another alternative, the decision was taken to destroy the little beast. A salvo of grenades finished of the rabbit.No casualty reports have been released but it's known more people where killed by the beast. What caused the attacks is still a mystery.


The "Killer" Rabbit


Scientists being attacked.

Nice results. :-)

Run away! Run away!!

I assume the widdle wascall will turn up next in Georgia in the late 1970s... ^_^