Dr. Elias Giger and his Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment Chamber
"I haven't done anything wrong and I won't be hounded by you and your soulless minions of orthodoxy!"
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"Since you are not, in fact working for the soulless minions of orthodoxy that have hounded my work and plagued my existence I have decided to open negotiations regarding the sale of a mint condition 1951 Willie Mays rookie card-- without the original packaging or chewing gum. "
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"And while the soulless minions of orthodoxy refuse to follow up on his important research I could hear the clarion call of destiny ringing in my ears."
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"Maybe the soulless minions of orthodoxy finally caught up with him."
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"You turned me over to these soulless minions of orthodoxy!"
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"He's harmless, he's just working on a way to become immortal."
"Really? I have a background in, shall we say, creative genetics. I'd be most interested in hearing your theories."
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