I'd be rather stoked. Was pleased to amble about the Alabama, but only got close to an Iowa class once.
Heck of a lawn ornament.
Originally posted by Rooijen10
Imagine them starting to shoot at the burglar trying to get into your house...
I always thought a guard bear would be good for burglars. I know, a polarizing topic to shine some sun on, and the results could be pretty grizzly. It's like the 'Here's your sign' jokes - Burglar breaks into house, you go here's "Ur sine".
Completely off topic, a lady once told me about her friend in the Valley who was an animal trainer and would do TV/movie work. Supposedly this person kept the big cats inside, the bear in the back yard, and had these house cats that went between, but liked to sleep out back ON the bear.
So this lady was walking a poodle behind the house, the poodle saw a cat and chased it under the fence. Then the poodle suddenly came running back and a bear exploded through the fence.
I don't remember the outcome, I'm guessing the poodle kept going and the lady needed new underwear.