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That you accuse me of underhanded things.
It may be a case of handbags at 5 paces......soon I think!!

Handbags?!! Good God!!!..... bringing out the big guns eh?!

Denmark reckons it might have a chance against Japan with Handbags, but big guns........Old Mother Green didn't raise a suicidal fool!!!!!!!

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That you accuse me of underhanded things.
It may be a case of handbags at 5 paces......soon I think!!

What?!? A mere 5 paces?! Damn, that means I cannot use the Weeping Widow Strike!!

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Denmark reckons it might have a chance against Japan with Handbags

Well, you do not want to know what might be hiding in an assassin's handbag. Naturally, the Empire will look the other way when something not so legal happens.

But seriously... me (Japan) accusing you (Denmark) of doing something truly nasty to people is like the pot calling the kettle black (if I got that saying correct). Does seem Japan has a not so nice history when it comes to 'dealing' with people.

You got the saying perfectly right!
As for special handbag attacks, we Danes have bio-engineered a race of 15 cm tall Vikings for just such situations!!!!!

Just don't get Walter started on a Monty Phython vain again...

Hmmm... I guess that calls for the Double Hardcover Smash. I just might be able to counter the Vikings with that. If that doesn't work, I'll have to fall back to the Portable Steamroller Attack.