Originally posted by Rooijen10
They should have gone to Japan to get some Booze.
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A bench in Yokosuka harbour
"Why are we here again?"
"I never drank sake before"
"So we came half way across the world so an old toad can get drunk on exotic booze?"
"Basically..."
"I'm game...So how do we manage to acquire that particular beverage not knowing a word of Japanese?"
"Go to a bar, pull out a bill and say
sake repeatably till the patron understands"
Radio Belgrad
"In other news. A pair of elderly Yugoslavian citizens we arrested in Japan today on espionage charges.
Our government and Empire of Japan are conducting talk of said citizens return.
An information from an anonymous source in the foreign affairs office said
We are offering the Japanese 1t of warship material for them not to return this two"