Forgot that I had this bit to throw out...
15:45 April 2, 1944
City Hall Informations, Edo.
Hijikata Toshiro: "
Goyou. Official business" *shows ID*
Clerk: *shocked and scared* "
S-s-shinsengumi!!!"
Hijikata: "We need some information right now."
Terrified Clerk: "S-s-sure..."
Hijikata: "
Yugen Sekinin Nippon Doboku Kaisha. That's
Yugen and not
Yuugen. It's not properly listed. We need an adress."
Terrified Clerk: "R-r-right away, sir!"
15 minutes later.
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork: "
Yugen Sekinin Nippon Doboku Kaisha... 3-1-1 Kudankita, Chiyoda."
Hijikata: "3-1-1 Kudankita?
3-1-1 Kudankita?!? That's the adress of the Yasukuni Shrine
(1), you idiot!!!" *beats up Terrified Clerk with Paperwork*
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and Black Eye: "B-b-but that is what it says on the form!"
Hijikata: "Useless! Who owns it?"
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and Black Eye: "Uhm... Mr. Kabayo is the owner."
Hijikata: "Mr. Kabayo?"
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and Black Eye: "Yes. Mr. Kabayo Dasou."
Hijikata: "Kabayo Dasou? Kabayo Dasou?!?
Uso da yo baka?!?
(2) You idiot!!!" *beats up Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and Black Eye*
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and 2 Black Eyes: "B-b-but that is what it says on the form!"
Hijikata: "I can't believe that anyone missed that! Do you have the name of the idiot who filed the information?"
Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and 2 Black Eyes: "Uhm... Tare Samada."
Hijikata: "Tare Samada? Tare Samada?!?
Damasareta?!?
(2) You idiot!!!" *beats up Terrified Clerk with Paperwork and 2 Black Eyes*
Terrified Clerk with paperwork, 2 Black Eyes and Bloody Nose: "B-b-but that is what it says on the form!"
Hijikata: "How did stuff like that get accepted here! Incompetent fools here! You got anything to tell us that is actually usefull?"
Terrified Clerk with paperwork, 2 Black Eyes and Bloody Nose: "Well... there was a woman who asked about the
Yugen Sekinin Nippon Doboku Kaisha... about two hours ago."
Hijikata: "Do you know who it was? Did she give a name?"
Terrified Clerk with paperwork, 2 Black Eyes and Bloody Nose: "She was called Teak. It's on the card she left..." *hands over fake businesscard*
Hijikata: *reads fake businesscard* "Anne Teak?
Anne Teak?!? Idiots! Useless!" *beats up Terrified Clerk with paperwork, 2 Black Eyes and Bloody Nose before leaving*
Terrified Clerk with paperwork, 2 Black Eyes, Bloody Nose and Swollen Face: "Glad to be of service..."
(1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasukuni_Shrine
(2) Got the idea from a fansub of AKBingo! episode 180 I watched dealing with a fake psychic by the name of Taresa Mada whose magic spell was Kabayodasou.When read backwards in Japanese (i.e. "ka-ba-yo-da-so-u") gave Uso da yo baka which was translated as "It's fake, you idiot". The fake psychic's name read backwards in Japanese resulted in Damasareta which was translated as "To be tricked".