And for those of us who don't play computer games, could you enlighten us maybe.........
I will. Buy a PS2 or X-Box. Buy Dynasty Warriors 3. Play as Zhang He and enjoy his dialogue at the Battle of Jie Ting.
:-)
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But if you do not want to waste your money...
... good ol' Zhang He in the game is kinda... weird (I read that some gamers believe him to be gay (well he does sounds a bit like that), but others say that he is a Narcissist (and when you play him many times, he does seem to be like that)).
The start of
the Battle at Jie Ting (DW 3 style... if I remember it correctly... I would have to start up the game to see if I got it correct... but I'm too lazy to do that. I have played that one batle so many times because I just enjoy watching that part)
Soldier: "
Report from the spies. The main Shu force has definitely camped!"
Zhang He: "
So was the enemy camp pretty?"
Soldier: "
What? Ahh... It was normal I suppose..."
Zhang He: *turning to his troops* "
People! We must destroy their formation with a beautiful one of our own. This is the Art of Battle. Now... you will see."
... and then all the soldiers take a pose that is a bit like
Travolta's in SNL
Beautiful?!?!
Art of Battle?!?! *Bashes head against the wall*
Doesn't matter who you play in the battle, it always start out that way... as does the next bit...
... further in the game after you (quoting from the Zhang He DW FAQ by OneWinged-Dragon) "slaughter Ma Su like the sassy little brat he is"...
Zhang He: *observing the path leading down the 'mountain'* "
A downhill charge like falling blossoms... People, let's dance around them."
Falling blossoms?!?!
Dance around them?!?! *Bashes head against the wall some more*
... quit game and start the battle again. :-)
Funny thing is that I cannot remember any of the other important lines of the main DW characters in any of the DW games... but his just stand out.