Two goats
"Our American Football Team have been invited over to Latvia, for a game with there national team."
"Is American football basically a rugby...Wait a minute, since when do You considered Your self polish? We from Bar in Yugoslavia. You are getting senile,You know that."
"If the Poland pays my pension then I'm polish, Besides You are also getting the check with polish eagle on it so we are now polish.As for the football thing...I think so the ball is the same shape."
"Do 'We' even have a American Football team?"
"We have a shogi team a Mongolian wrestling team and I don't even know how that Atlantean game is called , so I don't see why not..."
"You know this maybe interesting..."
"I like to know how a running after inflated pigs bladder can be interesting?"
"No I mean 'may you live in interesting times' Chinese curse type of interesting"
"Oh...That good too."
"for the love of all that is good and awesome, how stupid can You get this is not a good thing."
"If I'm stupid then why are you sitting on this bench with me?"
"Because...A forget it"